I'm Flammable

[] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[] - You have choked on something.
[x ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[ x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream. (soy obv.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 6

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13

[] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[] - You live with your parents.
[] - You like to eat eggs. 
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 13

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[] - You are bad at math.
[x ] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x ] - You cuss a lot.
[] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[] - You have low self-esteem.
[] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[] - You like flowers.
[x ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[x ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ x] - You think that other countries are better than your own
[ ] - You like ready salted crisps more than cheese & onion
[x] - You thought today was boring
[ ] - You have won something in the last 3 months
[x ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x ] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x ] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in a area you dont like
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this.

TOTAL SO FAR = 28

[x ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[ x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 35

[x ] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[] - You have a friend that you think is crazy
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. (I have.. uh.. 3.)
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x ] - You have run away from something.
] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 40

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ x] - You hate to be tagged.
[x] - You have been in hospital more than 5 times 
[] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 46

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x ] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 50

Find your score & re-post this titled as "I'm ________________". (Put your answer in the blank.)
0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail. <--- WTF D8
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.

98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

In honor of watching The Avengers...

I decided to do this for sh*ts n giggs.

Tony Stark/ Iron Man

[ ] You like booze.

[ ] You are the life of the party.

[X] You love gadgets

[X] You can be rather cocky

[/] Your favorite color is red or gold (I despise gold, but I do like red... so half.)

[X] You’re good with computers

[X] You use sarcasm a lot

[X]You love getting attention  (guilty~)

[X] You’re good at mechanics

[X] You have issues with your parents

7.5/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk

[X] You’re good at science

[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off

[X] You like to be secluded most of the time

[X] You like wearing baggy clothes

[ ] You like to meditate

[X] You like doing science experiments

[ ] You try to avoid getting into fights

[ ] You like wearing purple things

[X] You’re clever

[X] Your favorite color is green

7/10

Thor

[ ] You’re good with a hammer

[ ] You like coffee

[X] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry (I think I'm related to Allen Walker and Shaggy.)

[X] You can be arrogant

[X] You have long hair

[ ] You have an interest in astrology

[X] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way

[ ] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else

[ ] You like to dress up as fantasy characters

[X] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s) (we fight. a lot.)

5/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America

[ ] You like helping those in need in any way you can

[X] You hate bullies

[ ] You’re a great leader

[]You’re a bit of a do-gooder

[ ] One of your favorite colors is red, white or blue

[ ] You like wearing things with stars on them

[ ] You strongly admire the army

[X] You have a good throwing arm

[ ] You like war films

[ ] You’re good at running

2/10 (I hate this guy. >:Y I wanted to punch him.)

Colonel Nick Fury

[X] You like wearing long coats

[ ] You’re good at organizing things

[ ] You’re good at being in the loop

[ ] You like guns

[ ] You’re good at giving information to people

[ ] You like giving solutions to peoples’ problems

[X] You like eyepatches (YARR MATEY)

[ ] You work best as part of a team

[ ] You like beards

[X] You like wearing black things

3/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

[ ] You like wearing tight clothes

[ ] You can do martial arts

[X] You’re interested in the world of spies

[ ] You have red hair

[ ] You’re quite agile

[X] People generally don’t know much about the real you

[ ] You like to make yourself look good

[ ] You can speak another language

[ ] You’re good at taking orders

[ ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

2/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

[ ] You’re very good at archery.

[ ] You currently like/love someone on your team

[/] You like to wear purple and black (I wear black so..)

[ ] You’re very good at aiming

[ ] You’ve worked at the carnival

[ ] You like working in a team

[ ] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you

[ ] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job

[X] You’re quiet

[ ] You tend to get along with people well (

1.5/10

Loki

[ ] You want to be a great leader

[X] You want to prove something

[X] You’re the younger sibling

[ ] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling

[X] You don’t get along so great with your sibling (we argue a lot o3o)

[X] You’re good at lying (thanks mother 8D)

[ ] You’re adopted

[X] You’re very clever

[X] You are able to manipulate people well (thanks again, mum)

[X] Your favorite color is green or gold (Green~)

7/10

uh.. I'm the lovechild of Loki and Tony?

o-o the person who wrote this pretty much told me their life story by writing something at the end of EVERY QUESTION, even ones that don't relate to her and weren't Xed in. Seriously...